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You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.
Salty Caramel
AGENT WHISKEY X FEM READER
summary: You hate him, you really do. During a mission Agent Whiskey eats a candy laced with a dangerous poison, and you’re the only one who can save him.
warnings: 18+ MDNI This is Explicit as Fuck. This is a sex-candy fic. Dub/con trigger warnings apply. The Candy Made ‘Em Do It. Explicit sexual content (oral m & f receiving, p in v), lots of bodily fluids (cumeating, squirting), overstimulation, hate sex, mild somno, switch!Jack and switch!Reader, a soft ending with FEEELINNNGSS, and coarse language. Part crack, part unhinged fever dream. Reader is described as having curves.
7.8k of absolute filth and would have been yeeted unbeta’d into the universe except for @wheresarizona and her endless generosity. Thank you for the beta!
Of course shoutout to the Discord Besties who thirsted over and approved of these shenanigans.
Apologies for the misuse of metaphors and overwrought references to candy. I have no explanation for this.
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THIS IS SO SO SO SO SO GOOD
I live here now, thank you.
yellenabelova